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Joke ``My God! What happened to you?`` the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. ``I got in a tiff with Riley.`` ``Riley? He`s just a wee fellow,`` the barkeep said, surprised. ``He must have had something in his hand.`` ``That he did,`` Kelly said. ``A shovel it was.`` ``Dear Lord. Didn`t you have anything in your hand?`` ``Aye, that I did -- Mrs. Riley`s left boob.`` Kelly said. ``And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight.``