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Joke : -`...But I don`t like the cat :(( ` -`Shut up!!and eat your dinner!!`
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Joke : Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
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Joke : A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, - `What for? Are you going to set it on fire!`
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Joke : A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, `You don`t feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?`
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Joke : A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head.`What`s the deal?` the bartender asks.The duck says, `It`s opposite day.`
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Joke : A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole.The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter?The man replies - No I`m German - how did you know my name is Walter?
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Joke : A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less then his wife did.
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Joke : A man walks into a coffee shop and places his order.`I`d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.`The girl behind the counter says `I`m sorry, sir, but we`re out of cream. How about with no milk?`
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Joke : A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar.`Ow!`Ow!`Woof!`
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Joke : A man walks into a bar and asks for a double-entendre so the barman gives him one.
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Joke : A man walks into a therapist`s with just clingfilm around his waist therapist says, `I can clearly see you`re nuts`.
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Joke : A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp.`What do I owe ya?` asks the neutron.`For you? No charge.`
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Joke : A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says `Hey pirate, do you know you`ve got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?` The pirate says `Arrrh, I know, it`s drivin me nuts`
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Joke : A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, `What`ll you have?`The skeleton says, `A beer and a mop.`
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Joke : A smart blonde, a stupid blonde and Santa Claus play poker, who wins? The stupid blonde because the other two don`t exist.
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Joke : A termite walks into a bar and says `Is the Bar Tender here?`
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Joke : A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, `I`m lookin` for the guy that shot my paw.`
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Joke : A wife asked her husband if he is planning to do anything for their annivarsary. The husband looks at her and replies `Where we are from we don`t cellabrate mistakes.`
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Title : ARMY JOKE
Joke : Question: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
Answer: Turn off the carousel.
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Title : BAD VIBES
Joke : Question. Why don`t Polish women use vibrators?
Answer. It chips their teeth.
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Joke : Bloke walks up and asks `Do you prefer long legs or short?`, so I reply `I prefer something in between`
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Title : BODY COUNT
Joke : A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland. Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.
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Title : Chicken run
Joke : Why chicken run thorough the road?
-Because he wants to be on the second sight.
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Joke : Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread? Son: I don`t know. Dad: Then remind me to never send you to the store for a loaf of bread.
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Joke : Descartes walks into a bar and orders a drink. He sips it for a while, and when he is finished, the bartender asks him if he`d like another. Descartes says, `I think not`, and disappears.
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